Crop Circles Made by Military Satellites

I (the author of this web-site) "", have been
visiting some crop circles in the UK, and I took some samples of
vegetation and dead insects with me.

At home, with my microscope I have been carefully observing the tissues
of the plants and of the insects. In order to find out how their state
could be reproduced, I put some healthy plants and insects in a
modified microwave oven combined with a laser burner (yes, I am truly
sorry for this rude experiment) and I examined the tissues under the

Comparing the tissues, that I took from the crop circles in the UK with
that I took from my microwave oven, bought me to an interesting
conclusion : they look highly similar.

In other words, the cropcircles have been produced by microwave laser
technology. This technology is used by the military.

Microwave laser games
As you know, with lasers it is possible to cut (fashion, dentist,
etc.), bend and melt (industrial), and so forth, at great precision and
from large distance. Microwave laser technology, or better, maser
technology, is used at a military satellite in order to "shoot" maser
beams at precisely computed locations on our planet.

This kind of satellite is aimed to destoy anyhting at any time at any
location under any atmospheric circumstances. Such satellite is not
publicly known, i.e. kept secret, of course, and is responsible for
several "unresolved" airplane crashes.

Yes my dear visitor, maser satellites are flying right over you and you
are not safe. It is all in the game of cover-up, misusing the belief of
mankind that extra-terrestials are having an artistic party overnight.
Well, not so, as the militaries are playing around with masers, using
computers to design nice patterns and to guide the maser beams.

In the early 1970's I started playing with mainfame computers to
produce nice mathematical patterns. And sure I was not the only one. It
is a common hobbyism. Nothing to do with galactic federations and Alien
prophecies or symbols of universal wisdom.

Now, back to my microscopic investigation : in both cases (from the UK
by artistic militaries and from my microwave & laser burner) the
tissues of the plants showed tiny particles of near-crystallized dust
that were melted / bonded with the tissue. Both the plants and the
insects were literally cooked. This effect can only be reached by

Aiming a computer guided maser at high altitude towards a crop field,
in about 15 seconds a large complex pattern can be projected and
"cooked in", using rotating maserbeams (it would be quite unfortunate
if you would be moving under the beam at such moment)

Weapon used as toy

This is how crop circles are made, with a computer guided maser
satellite, by bored artistic militaries. Period.

Oh, and the light flashes ? Well, simple, because of the
electromagnetic field that is caused by the maser, the energy release
is perceived as a flash of light. Sure they leave traces of energy in
the plants, commonly incorrectly interpreted as spiritual energies of
some sort. I have been into this research myself when I was studying
all that stuff for my graduation.

By the way, if indeed Aliens have been around for thousands of years,
how come that only since a few years cropcircles have been reported ?
Since a few years, however, we do have star wars satellites - made by
us - orbiting planet Earth. Once again, crop circles are NOT made by
Aliens or UFOs, but simply by a maser satellite, programmed by a bunch
of geeks. Keep it simple.

Mr. Jorge "George" Anthony Paniagua
615-A  Jefferson Street
Stayton, Oregon  97383-1929